UNDER THE SKIN (2014)
"Real talk: would you have sex with an alien even if it looked, like, alien? Like obvs duh any straight guy wants to make it with Scar, but, like, if it looked…like an ALIEN, you know? And it wanted to get busy? Would you do it? Like…just to say you did? Like last week? I bought a chocolate bar that had black truffle in it and cost $12. I didn’t even think it’d be good, but I wanted to say that I had done it (it was pretty good, fyi.) Same thing."
"This film was sponsored by the National Tourism Board of Scotland. Rain, slags, deformities, rape, and crushing loneliness! It’s all here for you in Scotland."