Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews

KILL YOUR DARLINGS (2013)"I guess speed seems ok to do if you have a project. Like, don’t just do speed and bite your fingers on the couch. Do speed and staple pages of books to a wall. Or do speed and jack off onto a book and then write a poem using the words that the jizz lands on. Whatever you do, you better have a chapbook when it’s done or else it was all for not. Have a pen ready."-Donnie Gazelle

KILL YOUR DARLINGS (2013)

"I guess speed seems ok to do if you have a project. Like, don’t just do speed and bite your fingers on the couch. Do speed and staple pages of books to a wall. Or do speed and jack off onto a book and then write a poem using the words that the jizz lands on. Whatever you do, you better have a chapbook when it’s done or else it was all for not. Have a pen ready."
-Donnie Gazelle

INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956)"Old b&w movies make cigarettes and liquor seem as harmlessly everyday as peanuts and seltzer. Just keep throwin’ them down everytime you have a conversation with anyone. Fun fact: the star of this played Uncle Walt in the third segment of ‘The Twilight Zone Movie’ from the 80’s  "-Donnie Gazelle

INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1956)

"Old b&w movies make cigarettes and liquor seem as harmlessly everyday as peanuts and seltzer. Just keep throwin’ them down everytime you have a conversation with anyone. Fun fact: the star of this played Uncle Walt in the third segment of ‘The Twilight Zone Movie’ from the 80’s  "
-Donnie Gazelle

SNOWPIERCER (2014)
"SPOILER ALERT***

You run up on a polar bear in the frozen post-apocalypse, and does he say ‘HAHA! How does it feel, assholes!? Remember when you pricks melted my home with your cars? Pretty fucking cold out here, right? Bet you wish you were covered in lustrous white fur. Also now I’m going to eat you.’”-Tommy Gazelle

SNOWPIERCER (2014)

"SPOILER ALERT***

You run up on a polar bear in the frozen post-apocalypse, and does he say ‘HAHA! How does it feel, assholes!? Remember when you pricks melted my home with your cars? Pretty fucking cold out here, right? Bet you wish you were covered in lustrous white fur. Also now I’m going to eat you.’”
-Tommy Gazelle

ANYTHING ELSE (2003)"Woody was directing the actors by saying, ‘Stutter. Really just keep stammering. I want more stuttering the way I do’. When the script has Generation X’ers excited about the new Diana Krall album you know you should watch anything else.”-Donnie Gazelle

ANYTHING ELSE (2003)

"Woody was directing the actors by saying, ‘Stutter. Really just keep stammering. I want more stuttering the way I do’. When the script has Generation X’ers excited about the new Diana Krall album you know you should watch anything else.”
-Donnie Gazelle

ZABRISKIE POINT (1970)
"Los Angeles and the Vietnam protest subculture made European directors lose their minds. My boy Antonioni thinks, "ok…hippies like Pink Floyd, right? ummm…and orgies? they do orgies, right?" so you get like this weird desert sex scene where hippie performance artist types spontaneously show up and writhe around in the dust. Nice try, Mike."-Tommy Gazelle

ZABRISKIE POINT (1970)

"Los Angeles and the Vietnam protest subculture made European directors lose their minds. My boy Antonioni thinks, "ok…hippies like Pink Floyd, right? ummm…and orgies? they do orgies, right?" so you get like this weird desert sex scene where hippie performance artist types spontaneously show up and writhe around in the dust. Nice try, Mike."
-Tommy Gazelle

DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (2014)"Spoilers: Yo, brilliant use of Levon Helm and the Band as an example of everything redeeming about humanity and why electricity should exist. Even apes were like, "that is a good song". Also, this movie reminds you that you should really print out your photographs if you want to see your dead family after a blackout bricks your Apple products."-Donnie Gazelle

DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (2014)

"Spoilers: Yo, brilliant use of Levon Helm and the Band as an example of everything redeeming about humanity and why electricity should exist. Even apes were like, "that is a good song". Also, this movie reminds you that you should really print out your photographs if you want to see your dead family after a blackout bricks your Apple products."
-Donnie Gazelle

JIRO DREAMS OF SUSHI (2011)
"Man!  And now so does Tommy! Like, I’m sort of skeptical as to how much better this guy’s sushi is than anyone else’s? Like - how much can you make ‘raw fish on rice’ different? But whatever - shit looks delicious when he’s making it. I’m cool with the sushi downstairs at my office for the time being, however…"-Tommy Gazelle

JIRO DREAMS OF SUSHI (2011)

"Man!  And now so does Tommy! Like, I’m sort of skeptical as to how much better this guy’s sushi is than anyone else’s? Like - how much can you make ‘raw fish on rice’ different? But whatever - shit looks delicious when he’s making it. I’m cool with the sushi downstairs at my office for the time being, however…"
-Tommy Gazelle

THE LEFTOVERS (2014)"If I didn’t get Raptured, I’d just get weird with life. Fuck it. Start smoking cigarettes,eating ice cream and roast beef every day. Never shave. Wear skirts on really hot summer days. Just, like, paint and go one road trips. Take naps"-Donnie Gazelle

THE LEFTOVERS (2014)

"If I didn’t get Raptured, I’d just get weird with life. Fuck it. Start smoking cigarettes,eating ice cream and roast beef every day. Never shave. Wear skirts on really hot summer days. Just, like, paint and go one road trips. Take naps"
-Donnie Gazelle

AFTER EARTH (2013)

"Scientology movies, y’all! Cold and kinda 90’s-ish. Kinda weirdly lo-budj and lacking, like, characters? And seem to be made, like, outside the system, ya dig? Like there was, like, a different Hollywood? With only Scientologists working in it?"
-Krent Gazelle

THE ROCKER (2008)"Heh. Eh. Yeh."-Donnie Gazelle

THE ROCKER (2008)

"Heh. Eh. Yeh."
-Donnie Gazelle

OUTLAW PROPHET: WARREN JEFFS (TV 2014)
"Here’s the thing about isolated polygamist cults: You got 7,000 people in a compound, but each dude has like 30 kids from 8 wives so how many generations before y’all inbred as shit? God don’t want that… he prefers the child Dolph Lundgren and Grace Jones should have had. Mix it up!"-Donnie Gazelle

OUTLAW PROPHET: WARREN JEFFS (TV 2014)

"Here’s the thing about isolated polygamist cults: You got 7,000 people in a compound, but each dude has like 30 kids from 8 wives so how many generations before y’all inbred as shit? God don’t want that… he prefers the child Dolph Lundgren and Grace Jones should have had. Mix it up!"
-Donnie Gazelle

LIVE FOREVER: THE RISE AND FALL OF BRIT POP (2003)
"Honestly whatever you think of Oasis, the Gallaghers are relentlessly entertaining to listen to. I think Liam might be actually not intelligent. Like - people with cool accents automatically sound kind of smart? But he might be not smart."-Tommy Gazelle

LIVE FOREVER: THE RISE AND FALL OF BRIT POP (2003)

"Honestly whatever you think of Oasis, the Gallaghers are relentlessly entertaining to listen to. I think Liam might be actually not intelligent. Like - people with cool accents automatically sound kind of smart? But he might be not smart."
-Tommy Gazelle

EUROPA REPORT (2013)
"Congratulations! You discovered (spoiler alert) a glowing space octopus! Great! Can it communicate? No? Huh. And does it posses incredible technology? No? It’s basically just like our octopus but glow-y and maybe more dangerous? So why does this matter exactly? Space is terrible. Why would anyone go there?"-Tommy Gazelle

EUROPA REPORT (2013)

"Congratulations! You discovered (spoiler alert) a glowing space octopus! Great! Can it communicate? No? Huh. And does it posses incredible technology? No? It’s basically just like our octopus but glow-y and maybe more dangerous? So why does this matter exactly? Space is terrible. Why would anyone go there?"
-Tommy Gazelle

CAPOTE (2005)
"You know that moment when you’ve had just the right amount of liquor to make yourself agile in words, witty and yet charmingly cutting? Maneuvering in that narrow verbal zone between your usual self and a sloppy mess? That’s called "Capoting". And it’s only in your mind.-Donnie Gazelle

CAPOTE (2005)

"You know that moment when you’ve had just the right amount of liquor to make yourself agile in words, witty and yet charmingly cutting? Maneuvering in that narrow verbal zone between your usual self and a sloppy mess? That’s called "Capoting". And it’s only in your mind.
-Donnie Gazelle

Somehow these two people played the same character.

Somehow these two people played the same character.