Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews (HEATHERS (1988) “When I watch this now I go,...)

Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews

Ask us anything   There's always Netflix DVD's flying in and out of the Gazelle family house. Here's what we say gotta say about them.

HEATHERS (1988)“When I watch this now I go, ‘Jeez, Christian Slater is just a little fucking twerp.’ He’s like some 16 year old in a trenchcoat who didn’t imagine he’d be dancing around in ‘Hollow Man 2’ soon enough. NonyRy yeah. ShanDo has a weirdly angelic quality, so when did the soury Brenda energy happen before 90210.”-Danny Gazelle 
“NONYRY!!!! Responsible for young Tommy Gazelle realizing he was hetero. I used to watch this with 9th grade girls and think, “Why can’t you girls just be like Nony? Why!?” And now I watch it with 30-something wimmens and think, “Why can’t you wimmens just be like Nony?” Platonic ideal of “dark-haired white girl.” See also: Natalie Wood. And I still love her. Even if she exclusively plays crazy ladies now and dated Paige Hamilton from Helmet way after his sell-by date.”-Tommy Gazelle

HEATHERS (1988)

“When I watch this now I go, ‘Jeez, Christian Slater is just a little fucking twerp.’ He’s like some 16 year old in a trenchcoat who didn’t imagine he’d be dancing around in ‘Hollow Man 2’ soon enough. NonyRy yeah. ShanDo has a weirdly angelic quality, so when did the soury Brenda energy happen before 90210.”
-Danny Gazelle 

“NONYRY!!!! Responsible for young Tommy Gazelle realizing he was hetero. I used to watch this with 9th grade girls and think, “Why can’t you girls just be like Nony? Why!?” And now I watch it with 30-something wimmens and think, “Why can’t you wimmens just be like Nony?” Platonic ideal of “dark-haired white girl.” See also: Natalie Wood. And I still love her. Even if she exclusively plays crazy ladies now and dated Paige Hamilton from Helmet way after his sell-by date.”
-Tommy Gazelle

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    “NonyRy” BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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