Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews (GET OVER IT (2001) “Are the Gazelles the only...)

Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews
Ask us anything   There's always Netflix DVD's flying in and out of the Gazelle family house. Here's what we say gotta say about them.

GET OVER IT (2001)“Are the Gazelles the only people on earth who ever saw this? This is epitome of Millennial, an era of pop-culture whose alien lameness is just now coming into focus. Despite the casting of Doritos-reeking Ben Foster and Whoosh-master SisQo, it’s got Dunst, Kunis, Saldana all in their era of sexual awakening, like pert, ya dig?”-Dick Gazelle  “Fucking SisQo! ‘Thong Song’ was some racist pandering bug-eyed Steppin Fetchit for the new millenium. He may as well have been Al Jolson. And he spun it into a brief teen movie sidekick career. Ben Fost is unrecognizable now and plays hard dudes in tweed hats, and Drunkst is fucking RELEVANT . I missed her and didn’t even realize I did. Welcome back Kiki.”-Tommy Gazelle

GET OVER IT (2001)

“Are the Gazelles the only people on earth who ever saw this? This is epitome of Millennial, an era of pop-culture whose alien lameness is just now coming into focus. Despite the casting of Doritos-reeking Ben Foster and Whoosh-master SisQo, it’s got Dunst, Kunis, Saldana all in their era of sexual awakening, like pert, ya dig?”
-Dick Gazelle 

“Fucking SisQo! ‘Thong Song’ was some racist pandering bug-eyed Steppin Fetchit for the new millenium. He may as well have been Al Jolson. And he spun it into a brief teen movie sidekick career. Ben Fost is unrecognizable now and plays hard dudes in tweed hats, and Drunkst is fucking RELEVANT . I missed her and didn’t even realize I did. Welcome back Kiki.”
-Tommy Gazelle

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