Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews (FIRE AND ICE (1983) “Yo, this is, like…awesome?...)

Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews
Ask us anything   There's always Netflix DVD's flying in and out of the Gazelle family house. Here's what we say gotta say about them.

FIRE AND ICE (1983)“Yo, this is, like…awesome? Frazetta-Heavy Metal-Conan animation with painted bg’s by Thomas Kinkade and big tizzied barbabrian princess? Except why does the hero look exactly like Wham-era George Michael? Not a badass look with the blow-dried blonde hair and two big earrings, dude. You do the jitterbug. You do the jitterbug.”-Danny Gazelle  “I like pretending the hero is Mace the Barbarian from Lucio Fulci’s masterpiece CONQUEST, and that he just started wearing that dope wolf-mask to hide the ‘I have no friends’ brand. The prob with this is the prob with HEAVY METAL: you wish the animation was as dope as the actual Frazetta paintings, you know? And it’s just cartoons.”-Tommy Gazelle

FIRE AND ICE (1983)

“Yo, this is, like…awesome? Frazetta-Heavy Metal-Conan animation with painted bg’s by Thomas Kinkade and big tizzied barbabrian princess? Except why does the hero look exactly like Wham-era George Michael? Not a badass look with the blow-dried blonde hair and two big earrings, dude. You do the jitterbug. You do the jitterbug.”
-Danny Gazelle 

“I like pretending the hero is Mace the Barbarian from Lucio Fulci’s masterpiece CONQUEST, and that he just started wearing that dope wolf-mask to hide the ‘I have no friends’ brand. The prob with this is the prob with HEAVY METAL: you wish the animation was as dope as the actual Frazetta paintings, you know? And it’s just cartoons.”
-Tommy Gazelle

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