Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews (WHATEVER IT TAKES (2000) “Whoosh. Whooshed by...)

Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews
Ask us anything   There's always Netflix DVD's flying in and out of the Gazelle family house. Here's what we say gotta say about them.

WHATEVER IT TAKES (2000)“Whoosh. Whooshed by time, by 9/11, by the last decade until it laid like the cities of Ozymandias in forgotten sands, this movie is but a twinkly molecule of memory. Something about a nerd trying to get a girl with the help of a dude, and another girl likes him. “Just pullin’ your dick, man” is the sole shred of dialogue I recall after 837 pints of beer 1837 other films.”-Danny Gazelle  “Memories of this and GET OVER IT intermingle in my imagination like a lava lamp. No SisQo in this one? Wait. Shane West or Ben Foster/ One thing stands out in stark relief: Jodi Lynn O’Keefe (Whooshed away by time as well) begging West to be her date in a bikini. I was all, ‘daaayyyy-ummmmm. Who that is?’ Then I nevs saw her again.”-Tommy Gazelle

WHATEVER IT TAKES (2000)

“Whoosh. Whooshed by time, by 9/11, by the last decade until it laid like the cities of Ozymandias in forgotten sands, this movie is but a twinkly molecule of memory. Something about a nerd trying to get a girl with the help of a dude, and another girl likes him. “Just pullin’ your dick, man” is the sole shred of dialogue I recall after 837 pints of beer 1837 other films.”
-Danny Gazelle 

“Memories of this and GET OVER IT intermingle in my imagination like a lava lamp. No SisQo in this one? Wait. Shane West or Ben Foster/ One thing stands out in stark relief: Jodi Lynn O’Keefe (Whooshed away by time as well) begging West to be her date in a bikini. I was all, ‘daaayyyy-ummmmm. Who that is?’ Then I nevs saw her again.”
-Tommy Gazelle

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