I THINK WE’RE ALONE NOW (2008)
“Not sure if these two freaks obsessed with Tiffany are sadder than actual Tiffany, who seems pretty much to only appear publicly in conjunction with softcore porno stuff. Really? You’re in Playboy once and now you play Glamourcon every year? Shit. Debbie Gibson did CHICAGO on broadway.”
-Tommy Gazelle
“This movie makes you realize that there is at least one person on earth obsessed with every single obscure celebrity. Bobby McFerrin? There’s a 460 pound woman in the Bronx with a wall of your portraits. Toni Basil? There’s a guy in the Ozarks with psoriasis who masturbates to you every single day. He really feels a spiritual connection”
-Danny Gazelle