Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews (BLAME IT ON RIO (1984) “Sir Michael Caine sesses...)

Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews
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BLAME IT ON RIO (1984)“Sir Michael Caine sesses his pal Joe Bologna’s teen daughter cause she wants it. Caine’s daughter is played by young DemMoore, and porno geometry dictates her sessing Bologna. But it never does the math. I love music from 80’s Rio movies. If I can find it, I’ll combine the soundtrack to this with that of ‘Wild Orchid”-Danny Gazelle  “I just feel like if you’re a middle-aged man, you simply do NOT want to tempt fate in such a way as to go to fucking Rio with your homeboy and his ripened daughter. I know there’s no way to anticipate that she’s going to be all sessed-up and persistent, but why risk it, man? Your friend? Will not be psyched.”-Tommy Gazelle

BLAME IT ON RIO (1984)

“Sir Michael Caine sesses his pal Joe Bologna’s teen daughter cause she wants it. Caine’s daughter is played by young DemMoore, and porno geometry dictates her sessing Bologna. But it never does the math. I love music from 80’s Rio movies. If I can find it, I’ll combine the soundtrack to this with that of ‘Wild Orchid”
-Danny Gazelle 

“I just feel like if you’re a middle-aged man, you simply do NOT want to tempt fate in such a way as to go to fucking Rio with your homeboy and his ripened daughter. I know there’s no way to anticipate that she’s going to be all sessed-up and persistent, but why risk it, man? Your friend? Will not be psyched.”
-Tommy Gazelle

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