INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (2008)

“Geriatric hero. Crash Bandicoot-esque jungle chases. Bong artwork-esque aliens. Childhood crush Karen Allen now looking like the 2nd most attractive teacher in your junior high. Soviet accents straight from Rocky and Bullwinkle. Shia LeBeouff without the Transformers. It’s just a mortality bender… a not-good movie.”
-Danny Gazelle 

“I bought these new boots? Marketed as the “Indy” boots. Like - - the boots he wears in the movies. And I’m sort of torn: Is that cool? Or is that lame? Am I like that barney in my film class who dressed up as characters for class? Or am I just a dude who bought really nice boots? Oh! The movie? Ummmm..I never saw it. Kenny Gazelle e-mailed me at 3 am to say DON’T GO SEE THAT! IT’S TERRIBLE. So I didn’t.”
-Tommy Gazelle