Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews (SWEET MOVIE (1974) “Ahhhh European hippies. This...)

Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews
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SWEET MOVIE (1974) “Ahhhh European hippies. This undoubtedly breaks some kind of record for the highest volume of dicks pissing shown in a non-piss porno film. And not just pissing, but people, like, swatting at the piss? Or…fuck. I dunno. I think this is about Communism or something. The foxy lead actress quit because it was disgusting.”-Tommy Gazelle “Btizz Quebecois bird has to marry the Dean from ‘Animal House’ but he pees on her with his gold dizz. She gets put in a suitcase by Rosey Grier which ends up on the Eiffel tower where a mariachi guy sesses her. Then she gets pelted with lettuce by the worst people on earth: Austrian theatre hippies. Meanwhile a Soviet bird sesses lil boys in a boat full of sugar. Proof that Europeans must never do LSD”-Danny Gazelle 

SWEET MOVIE (1974)

“Ahhhh European hippies. This undoubtedly breaks some kind of record for the highest volume of dicks pissing shown in a non-piss porno film. And not just pissing, but people, like, swatting at the piss? Or…fuck. I dunno. I think this is about Communism or something. The foxy lead actress quit because it was disgusting.”
-Tommy Gazelle

“Btizz Quebecois bird has to marry the Dean from ‘Animal House’ but he pees on her with his gold dizz. She gets put in a suitcase by Rosey Grier which ends up on the Eiffel tower where a mariachi guy sesses her. Then she gets pelted with lettuce by the worst people on earth: Austrian theatre hippies. Meanwhile a Soviet bird sesses lil boys in a boat full of sugar. Proof that Europeans must never do LSD”
-Danny Gazelle 

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