NO STRINGS ATTACHED (2011)

“Natalie Pertman is fit, sure, but also one of the least likable women ever on film. You get the feeling she could never really hang out with anyone except the royal court of Naboo and other sycophants. Asston Kutcher? Kinda weird when he has to drunk dial every girl’s # on his phone to get laid. Not even my ugliest friends have ever done that”
-Danny Gazelle 

“If you’re 13, the poster is the platonic ideal of morning after. Like, a really pretty petite lady wearing one of your oxford shirts and nothing else, and you’re both grinning like, ‘This is fun. Give me a call next week if you’re free.” But then you grow up and feel pitch black guilt and shame after this sort of thing and you remember that AssKutch sux and you think, ‘I’m not going to see this movie.’ Then you don’t. But you write about it like you did.”

-Tommy Gazelle