ANTITRUST (2001)

”Bill Gates/Steve Jobs Tim Robbins is a sadistic killer who will stop at nothing to get his ugly software in every home, even it means making RyPhill choose between Whoosh-girls Claire Forlani and RachLeighCook. (Easy choice in my opinion). I love how any movie about computer technology that is more than five years old looks embarrassingly archaic in it’s graphic design. Neon-marble textures are not very Google-y”
-Danny Gazelle 

“Hmmm…Danny. You say ‘easy choice,’ but then do not tell us the choice. I know who I like (hint…baby Winona Ryder at that time.) but I actually don’t know for you. Remember the internet? Like…when it was a thing people talked about? Now that would be like talking about air…like…something that’s just…around.”
-Tommy Gazelle

“Do I even need to answer? RLC crushes Forlani. She was all that, and very well could still be. Show yourself RLC”
-Danny Gazelle