SUCKER PUNCH (2011)

“Wow. Turned it on halfway in. Uh, the worst? Don Draper probs didn’t even tell his friends he was in this. Just weepy girls getting thrown around by horrible rapers. One girl dances so well that men go into a trance (they never show the actual dance) and then all the girls are together in her dream Uzi-ing orcs that are literally left-over from LOTR while wearing Sailor Moon costumes.  My lady goes, “If you were flying a helicopter wouldn’t you want at least a sweater?”
-Danny Gazelle

“Saw the trailer and had a lights-triggered seizure. I hate “Hack” Snyder’s movies so much that I think i love them? You know what my main gripe is with this? You make a movie that’s all about Lolita creep exploitation, and half-ass it by not actually having sessuality and nudity in it. Worst kind of limp-dickery. Ummm…I like the logo though.”
-Tommy Gazelle