BEGINNERS (2010)
“*Sniff* Shut up. Tommy G. was NOT crying! His contacts were bothering him! *Sniff* (Long sigh…) Aaaaanyway…the dog in this should win “best actor” and the sweater EwMac wears on the poster should win “best sweater,” and Melanie Lauent should share “best Frenchie” with that chick from GHOST PROTOCOL. But the Oscars are BS and this’ll win nothing.”
-Tommy Gazelle