ROCKY III (1983)

“Clubber Lang? Man? Asshole! Dude ruins Rock’s statue ceremony, his mouth is like a conveyor belt of disrespect. Then Mickey dies! and we discover he’s Jewish? And Paulie? He’s even more annoying than Clubber. Just complains the entire time, even after Rocky bailed him out of jail for smashing a pinball machine. Now wonder Rocky just wants to make the world bleed with his fist.”
-Danny Gazelle 

“So…do we know if Mr. T the actor can actually kick ass at all? Or does he just LOOK like he can kick ass? Have we ever definitively solved that mystery? If you create “ROCKY movie fight club,” who are you putting your money on? I say Lundgren. Homeboy’s a legit Swedish national Karate champion. And a physics prodigy? Yeah. I was surprised too.”
-Tommy Gazelle

(Source: gazellefamily)