Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews (ROCKY IV (1985) “Soooo…raise your hand if you...)

Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews
Ask us anything   There's always Netflix DVD's flying in and out of the Gazelle family house. Here's what we say gotta say about them.

ROCKY IV (1985) “Soooo…raise your hand if you knew that Dolph got his start in movies because he was effing GRACE JONES!? Right!? Their sessual union was like…yin and yang! The blackest, most powerful woman with the whitest, most powerful man. TOGETHER. Imagine if they had spawned!? What kind of fucking SUPERMAN would have resulted. Fuck. What if they did and he/she is being kept under wraps by the United Nations, raised to save the world in its darkest hour!? Grace went to Syracuse…just like the Gazelles.”-Tommy Gazelle “In America, this movie is 90 minutes! In Russia, government let you see only the first 15 minutes! What a country!”-Danny Gazelle 

ROCKY IV (1985)

“Soooo…raise your hand if you knew that Dolph got his start in movies because he was effing GRACE JONES!? Right!? Their sessual union was like…yin and yang! The blackest, most powerful woman with the whitest, most powerful man. TOGETHER. Imagine if they had spawned!? What kind of fucking SUPERMAN would have resulted. Fuck. What if they did and he/she is being kept under wraps by the United Nations, raised to save the world in its darkest hour!? Grace went to Syracuse…just like the Gazelles.”
-Tommy Gazelle

“In America, this movie is 90 minutes! In Russia, government let you see only the first 15 minutes! What a country!”
-Danny Gazelle 

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