Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews (THE BURROWERS (2008) “I didn’t much care for...)

Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews
Ask us anything   There's always Netflix DVD's flying in and out of the Gazelle family house. Here's what we say gotta say about them.

THE BURROWERS (2008) “I didn’t much care for this. The beautiful and somber mid-west vistas reminded me of camping in Arizona with my war buddy, Artie. It did not however remind me of watching a horror film. The lovely Miss Joceline Donahue is kidnapped by subterranean-vampire-maggot-people. Irish Lover rides out with his pose to get her back, everyone dies, he fails. What also fails, is this movie. The biggest issue is that the beautiful Miss Joceline Donahue is only in the first five minutes! What a travesty. I think I’ll just go watch ‘The House of the Devil’ again and forget this exists.”-Uncle Marty Gazelle

THE BURROWERS (2008)

“I didn’t much care for this. The beautiful and somber mid-west vistas reminded me of camping in Arizona with my war buddy, Artie. It did not however remind me of watching a horror film. The lovely Miss Joceline Donahue is kidnapped by subterranean-vampire-maggot-people. Irish Lover rides out with his pose to get her back, everyone dies, he fails. What also fails, is this movie. The biggest issue is that the beautiful Miss Joceline Donahue is only in the first five minutes! What a travesty. I think I’ll just go watch ‘The House of the Devil’ again and forget this exists.”
-Uncle Marty Gazelle

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