Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews (DR. T & THE WOMEN (2000) “This is Robert Altman...)

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DR. T & THE WOMEN (2000)“This is Robert Altman re-doing ‘Nashville’ but instead of country singers it’s just screwy ladies and a vagina doctor. Why come Gere rejects my girl Shelley Long in lingerie like she’s made of uranium but he goes ga-ga for HelHunt? Who’s fizzier? Shells.In the end he sings the opposite of DMX’s ‘It’s All Good”: ‘I love my bitches but where’s my ni**as?’ He needs some bro-time.” -Dick Gazelle “Starring as a dude who probes ladyparts brought back weird memories, as Gere was reminded of his free-wheeling days of running gerbils up in his anus. Maybe it was acting with Tara Reid that actually reminded him of that? Whatever. i like how on the poster he’s doing the ‘Ladies! What can ya do with ‘em, right?’ body language.”-Tommy Gazelle

DR. T & THE WOMEN (2000)

“This is Robert Altman re-doing ‘Nashville’ but instead of country singers it’s just screwy ladies and a vagina doctor. Why come Gere rejects my girl Shelley Long in lingerie like she’s made of uranium but he goes ga-ga for HelHunt? Who’s fizzier? Shells.
In the end he sings the opposite of DMX’s ‘It’s All Good”: ‘I love my bitches but where’s my ni**as?’ He needs some bro-time.” 
-Dick Gazelle

“Starring as a dude who probes ladyparts brought back weird memories, as Gere was reminded of his free-wheeling days of running gerbils up in his anus. Maybe it was acting with Tara Reid that actually reminded him of that? Whatever. i like how on the poster he’s doing the ‘Ladies! What can ya do with ‘em, right?’ body language.”
-Tommy Gazelle

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