Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews (BLUE SUNSHINE (1978) “Acid turns you into a bald...)

Gazelle Family Netflix Reviews

Ask us anything   There's always Netflix DVD's flying in and out of the Gazelle family house. Here's what we say gotta say about them.

BLUE SUNSHINE (1978)
“Acid turns you into a bald super-strong-killing-machine. What a load. I met Timothy Leary once at Harvard in 1964. He wasn’t so much bald and strong, as koo-koo and nut-so. But, this film’s anti-drug message is far outweighed by it’s pro-vigilante message. Mister Zalman King screams and sweats his way through this goof-ball ride, killing every zombie-faced baldy he sees. Maybe, in the end the message is a important one. Don’t do acid, kids. Or else some wild-eyed mensch will shoot your face.”-Uncle Marty Gazelle
“Whole things plays like a mid-80s issue of DAREDEVIL where he’s going up against some angel dust smoker who’s momentarily superhuman and shit. I don’t think acid’ll do that. It’s fucking CRAY that Zalman ‘Red Shoe Diaries’ King stars. it’s like he was all, ‘this shit is too aggro. I need to focus on smooth-jazz erotica now…’”-Tommy Gazelle
“As Salvador Dali once said, ‘I don’t  do drugs. I am drugs.’ I too am drugs but to a less museum-worthy extent. And I guess I do drugs, but you know, just weed. No serial killer LSD for this guy. I will, howevs, probably OD on the soundtrack to King Zalman’s “Wild Orchid”-Danny Gazelle 

BLUE SUNSHINE (1978)

“Acid turns you into a bald super-strong-killing-machine. What a load. I met Timothy Leary once at Harvard in 1964. He wasn’t so much bald and strong, as koo-koo and nut-so. But, this film’s anti-drug message is far outweighed by it’s pro-vigilante message. Mister Zalman King screams and sweats his way through this goof-ball ride, killing every zombie-faced baldy he sees. Maybe, in the end the message is a important one. Don’t do acid, kids. Or else some wild-eyed mensch will shoot your face.”
-Uncle Marty Gazelle

Whole things plays like a mid-80s issue of DAREDEVIL where he’s going up against some angel dust smoker who’s momentarily superhuman and shit. I don’t think acid’ll do that. It’s fucking CRAY that Zalman ‘Red Shoe Diaries’ King stars. it’s like he was all, ‘this shit is too aggro. I need to focus on smooth-jazz erotica now…’”
-Tommy Gazelle

“As Salvador Dali once said, ‘I don’t  do drugs. I am drugs.’ I too am drugs but to a less museum-worthy extent. And I guess I do drugs, but you know, just weed. No serial killer LSD for this guy. I will, howevs, probably OD on the soundtrack to King Zalman’s “Wild Orchid”
-Danny Gazelle 

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